Saturday, June 09, 2007
Today's training = everyone on a sugar high! Crazy I tell you.
St Stephen's Pri joined us for training today. So there were cute cute primary schoolboys running around and jumping haha. So Chew, Weiling and I reported to Ms Yu for training. I knew there was a time trial today and expected to be running against the crazy horses. But then Ms Yu pointed to a St. Stephen's boy and said I'd be running against him, cause our event = same height hurdles (He's P6, and his name is Jeremy).
Ms Yu: Okay Cheryl today you'll be running against Jeremy. You two are doing the same event. Cheryl meet Jeremy, Jeremy meet Cheryl!
Jeremy: HUH. Run against her? Why so short one?
Me: -.- (Weiling shouts OI)
Jeremy's friends: JEREMY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND, JEREMY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Me: -.-lll (And the two dear seniors of mine burst out laughing. And Ms Yu, who was quite high today, referred to Jeremy as MY BOYFRIEND throughout the whole session.)
So I freaked out cause it would be quite not very nice if I got pwned by him. (I'd rather get pwned by crazy horses than him you see) So the first run we started off at the same time, and for the second run Ms Yu decided to let Jeremy have a headstart. The plan was that Tofu would flag me off after Jeremy reached the third hurdle. JEREMY WAS LIKE COMPLAINING AND COMPLAINING LIKE SHIT IT WAS DRIVING ME NUTSZSZS.
Jeremy: Why let her start when I'm at third hurdle! Start at eighth one lah!
Ms Yu: Then she can't chase you!
Jeremy: Okay lah fourth! Better start only at fourth ah! (Turns to me) Ay you better not cheat ah! Remember it's third hurdle than start ah! (Turns to Tofu) You ah, Simon (Tofu's name isn't Simon hahahahaha goodness knows where he got that name from), you don't cheat ah! Flag her only when I reach the third hurdle... Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Me: OKAY OKAY I KNOW THIRD HURDLE THAN START.
Jeremy: You make sure ah! You...
Me: YES I KNOW SHUT UP AND PREPARE TO RUN
Jeremy: You also! (Points to Tofu) Make sure you start only at...
Tofu: YES JUST SHUT UP AND START LAH (Or something along those lines)
So dear BOYFRIEND Jeremy was being chao noisy at the start line. I have no idea how many "shut up"s he received man. And the crazy horses who were watching started saying "Go Mary" even though there was no such person haha. So they were going "GO MARY GO MARY GO MARY". (I think they were referring to Jeremy haha) Then one person asked, "Who's Mary?" and then they all started asking "Who's Mary". I was totally cracked up lah. So anyway even when we were doing our crouch starts Jeremy still refused to shut up.
Jeremy: Ay! Why you starting! You cheat one! You...
So I just tell him I'm taking off three hurdles after him.
Then, I kind of overtook him and then he started TALKING WHILE RUNNING. He was saying "shit" I think. And at the end he started to accuse me of starting before he reached the third hurdle, yada yada yada. So annoying, I could hear him yakking and yakking away from the 50m mark. Well Weiling says she could hear the yakking from the 100m mark haha. But Ms Yu sided me and said I started correctly. Heeheehee. Then later, I found out that I was flagged off after Jeremy only cleared the first hurdle! HEEHEEHEE (:
Guess what. I'll be seeing BOYFRIEND next Saturday too, wish me luck man!
P.S. CHEWMIN GO AND ICE YOUR MUSCLE
Posted at 4:08 PM
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